Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Hey there aliens.

Yup there is intelligent life near by as you can see by the small plots of earth that are set out in a uniform way.

Of course it may be intelligent but it sure ain't smart in the way of agriculture. What pathetic gardens. At the end of this season I will get neighbor John over with his roto tiller to make the garden bigger then spread cow manure over the whole darn thing so it will have more nutrients to pass onto the plants next year......John and Geneva spread cow do do on their garden and their garden is gone wild. Veggies love their cow.

All this gardening has caused me to flash to a childhood memory that I will share.

How Gardening lead me to Smoking.

It happened the summer before grade three....what would that make a person about 7 maybe 8 years old. My family had moved to the neighborhood we lived in about two years before so I was a couple of years into being the kid everyone called "stinky" and who with whom it was considered a very big disgrace to play with. So by this time was very used to being on my own and actually did not know how to meet other kids let alone play with them. I was kinda lonely but everything was as it is.

One day early on in the summer I was walking down the back alley headed towards the park that had a pool well a wading pool but it was wet and cool.


I always traveled along the back alley ways...it was way more interesting than the front walkways. In the back alleys one had access to all kinds of fruit trees, such as apple, pear, cherry, plum not to mention blackberry bushes. In addition one could sometimes cop a bean, pea pod, carrot or cob of corn from someones garden when no one was looking. I always felt the the back alley property lines were less defined than the ones in front. Like if the item was within arms reach or not more than two or three steps in, the item that one wanted to eat was up for grabs so to speak....one had to supplement ones diet somehow when you could only count on one meal a day at home.

It was a four block walk to the park with a pool. Within this four blocks by the way there was a corner store that had bars affixed to the door and windows. If one wanted to enter the store to buy something one pushed a button that would ring a bell. Upon hearing the bell the owner would look out the glass of the door to see who was there. If he recognized you and did not fear you he would push a button that would disengage the lock on the door and you could enter.  Just to set the atmosphere.


So on my walk to the park with the pool at the begining of the fourth block on the corner lot a new family had moved inhere. It was as a large house with a large garage that backed upon the back alley way. It was a large  four bedroom house but it seemed even larger to me because only four people lived in it. A mom a dad and two brothers.

At home we had me my three brothers my four sisters and mom and dad and grannie who hated everyone. Our house was a two bedroom house of which my parents had one bedroom my grandmother the other and the basement was divided into the girls side and the boys side.
The boys area before being declared the boys bedroom had been  a garage under the house. The doors that had let in the car were nailed shut and the one window that was rotted beyond repair had a piece of plywood nailed over it. In this boys bedroom there was a set of bunk beds and a couple of single beds. It was a luxury seeings as a short time earlier three of us boys shared one bed.

Back to the new peoples place. On side of their garage was a fairly large area that shared a fence with  the alley. The day I discovered them there i stopped to peer between the pickets of the fence at the dad digging over the earth next to the garage. It looked like a good thing to be doing and when he was near me and he did not tell me to get lost i started asking questions....like whatcha doing....He was making a garden. I could always talk to adults cause they did not seem to be as put off by me  and seemed to treat me ok.

While i was watching him dig up the earth his two kids...both boys one my age named Willard and one younger whose name I cannot remember came over to talk to me. It surprised me that they did that because at school and in the neighborhood no kid would be caught dead talking to me unless it was to taunt me or to pick a fight well not really a fight more like they would say some things that would make them feel ok about punching me.

It seems that these new kids did not yet know that I was off limits. It was probably because they had only just moved to the neighbourhood after school was out for the summer and the other kids in the neighborhood had not yet put themselves out to meet them.

Well that was my good luck it. It seemed I had a couple of kids that I could hang out with for a while anyways.

Even so by this time in my life i was already used to spending my time alone or with adults and so was really much more interested in the garden being created on the other side of this fence. So I would go there on the pretense of playing with the kids but I was way more interested in the garden and I would pitch in to help, well as much as their dad would let me.....oh yeah the other incredible thing was that they had a couple of chickens.

These two chickens were the first animals that I met that were not a dog or a cat.

I got to experience collecting eggs and sometimes they were huge oh yeah not only that but they were still warm from the nest. The dad would sometimes give me some eggs to take home. This probably was the beginning of my deep set work ethic. I connected early with the immediate gratification of work equals incredible rewards......these eggs were not only unique to me bringing something into the home but they could also be eaten. The only other person within my family of eleven people that was doing anything like this was my dad. I imagine in a small child's mind this had to be huge.

So anyways I could talk a lot about the things that went on that summer like my discovering that there was a thing called dessert, or how I bite into cantaloupe for the first time and cannot describe the sensations that i felt at the taste.Oh yeah on top of all this wealth I got to see first hand that existed not four blocks from my house but the two brothers shared a bedroom and within that bedroom was a tv. How could one even believe their own eyes. I am sure if i had someone to tell they would not have believed me.

But No the memory I write about here now is how I had my first cigarette. I was at their house early one Saturday morning helping in the garden. (helping in my mind but probably more of a hindrance in the dads mind). The older of the two boys Willard came over to me and behind his dads back showed me that he had stolen a whole package of cigarettes from his parents. Oh man I sure did not want to go there. I just wanted to work the garden....what a dweeb. Willard kept saying lets go and I would say no I gotta get this gardening done. His dad said nope you go play have fun. In my life arguing with an adult was not an option so off i went.

Well now i was hooked I had to go. Down to the nearby empty lot we walked. It was an over grown lot covered with tall weeds, bushes trees and even a puddle that we thought was a lake. To me it was the country.I was not feeling excited to be doing this no it was not my idea but here I was caught up in it.


I was going to have to do this though. I wanted to keep these kids as my friends as long as I could. If for no other reason than to have a reason to come to their place to work with the garden.

So entered the empty lot. Walked along a path that cut through the lot and then about half way through veered off and broke through the weeds so we could get off the beaten path and have some privacy. This was taboo after all.

Yup here we were in this dry dusty over grown junk lot and we were about to do something only adults and all my older brother and sisters did. Well everyone but me but it was new to me.

We found a batch of tall weeds and stomped an area flat so we could sit and be concealed. I am sure you  all can remember the first taboo you broke. All senses are on alert. You can pick out every smell hear every sound see every detail as it unfolded before you. I believe mine were this heightened and then some because it was not my idea to do I was not in control.

The sound of Willard taking the cellophane off the package was deafening, and as it was removed I caught my first whiff of tobacco. I knew that smell well as my parents both smoked over two packages of cigarettes per day each.


The cellophane off and the seal broken he opened the lid. It was one of those pouch packages. When open the golden filters are packed in tight. I remember that sight even now a half a century later. There they were  and this event was indeed going to happen.


Willard worked three cigarettes out of that package and then lay the package to one side. He passed one to me one to his brother and kept one for himself.

What a strange foreign feeling that was. This thing that was only to be handled by other people, suddenly here it was between my fingers.....hey look at that it went right to its place between the index and middle finger do you think the cigarette is somehow programed to go there.

Well we got this far and it is not too bad. Opps now out of his back pocket Willard has produced a book of paper matches. Things started to speed up and take place in a tighter space.

Willard decided I should light up first. Who was I to argue. Just say no. Yeah whoever coined that phrase was not facing a gigantic wall of peer pressure on one side and a wave of unfolding events on the other.


The event of the match being struck stayed with me for life. The smell of sulfur being struck on a match to this day will make me crave a cigarette. Yup he lite the match and put it to the end of the cigarette at which point I drew in as if i had been smoking for years, inhaled and slowly let it out after a few seconds.  I guess you could say i got my very first buzz on that day. Between the nicotine buzz and the hyperventilation it was quite the trip  and i quite enjoyed it.


Well to make a long story short (too late eh) we smoked our brains out . I did not quit smoking until I was 25 years old.

Now If some kid wants to help you with the garden whats the harm let em for frack sakes.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

present day




Present day....May 5 2010.
Prince Edward Island



These two pictures were taken not one hour ago. At first glance they depict two different ugly scars of raw earth cut in a rather uniform manner.

Yup that is what they are.

They are that and so much more. First as i pointed out they are somewhat uniform, each a rectangle shape as a matter of fact. You may wonder why I make a point of indicating this uniform shape. Well I figure that if a space ship were to fly over. And they took the time to spot these two uniformly shaped plots of raw earth and if they judged these things in a similar manner to how man judges these things they may come to the conclusion based on the uniform shape that there is intelligent life nearby and that if they spot me before they spot the dogs they may mistake me for this intelligent life form. One has to look for their perks where they can be found.

Ok unless the aliens come by i will rationalize why anyone would do this to a perfectly good patch of earth.

These are our vegetable gardens.

The one with the dog in the picture and the wooden skids on end, measures about 20 feet by 35 feet = 700 square feet and the other is 15 feet by 20 feet = 300 square feet so we have a total of 1000 square feet of garden.

The first year we were here we only had the 300 square foot garden. It actually provided a pretty good yield. That first year a guy came by with his tractor and offered to rotor till it with his large tiller. He charged $40.00. That summer we bought about 12 tomato starters, and planted from seed a few beats, some beans yellow and green.

The next year I wanted to try and really make a dent in our grocery bill. To this end I decided to recoup a piece of field that has been tall wild weed for what looked like years. I cut that field with the lawn tractor and then asked the neighbor John who has a couple of tractors if he had a blade that could scrap off the sod?. He said yes....

Well he came by and the blade he thought would work did not! It only skimmed over the sod so he tried using the bucket on the front of the machine. This bucket instead of having a smooth flat blade was fitted with long prongs which is used to manage manure piles. These prongs made it impossible to dig in a precise depth and so what we ended up with was a very large pile of sod and topsoil mixture at the end of the garden. I did not want to seem ungrateful so i just left it at that. John a few days later came by with his tractor which now was fitted with a rotor tiller attachment and churned up the balance of the soil. He also tried to work the pile of soil/sod but the rotor tiller could not handle the mix most probably due to the angle / steepness of the pile. In hind sight and all things being equal I probably should of asked him to just rotor till the whole darn thing right through the sod.....what i was originally thinking though was that if the sod could be scrapped off just down to the top soil then there would be fewer weeds to contend with during the growing of the garden vegetables.....alas "the best a laid plans of mice and men"

So the resulting garden did not fair well. It was a struggle to persuade even a few zucchini to life.

That brings us back to the Present. This year I decided two things had to happen right away. The pile of sod/topsoil had to be spread back out over the garden from where it came and that both gardens required a good turning.

I decided that if started early enough even limited to working only 10 or 20 minutes at a time the earth could be moved by hand. This was started. I also looked into renting a walk behind rotor tiller.
That it turned out would cost 65 dollars for one day.

John I knew would rotor till the gardens if i was willing to wait til it could be fit into his busy schedule which i did not really want to do simply because i also had decided to plant the garden earlier this year so the veggies would have a longer growing season.

I did not like the cost of renting or getting someone in to rotor til as i mentioned spending money on these things reduces the benifit of growing a garden in the first place. So once i got the pile spread i would just keep going and turn the whole garden by hand.

This was going pretty good and i was enjoying the exercise. The sword had a double edge actually. One edge i was actually loving the work-out which was great but the fact that the work- out caused me to have to face again my new limitations was not so great.

When the garden was about 1/4 turned Cecillie's friend from work invited us over for a lobster chowder dinner. (her husband is a lobster fisherman and he invited me to come out lobster fishing this season and i am all with that.....later a few facts i learned about lobster history). The point is during dinner i was talking about turning the garden by hand to beat the cost and they have a walk behind rotor tiller and offered to lend it to me for as long as i may need it. Hmmmm the offer was great and i was very tempted but by this time i was enjoying the work and turned down the offer.

That finally brings us to the present day. May 5 2010 and there is 1000 square feet of garden all turned and ready to be planted.

I like telling stories in this fashion on the internet cause i do not have to see my audiences attention wandering. Maybe i will have to find some pics of people with very attentive expressions on their faces and put them up all around my desk top so they will inspire me to write ......yup shall i say it ........even more.

mac

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

A blog is conceived.

I was going to start with a "blog is born" but then that would imply that it is a fully formed well rounded and healthy blog. This is not the case. What we have here is a desire to share my ideas and views of the world coupled with a fairly unique (i think) perspective. So there you have it "A blog is conceived".
Now bear with me while this blog forms and grows......I hope that you will offer your advice and guidance along the way.

I was born on October 06 1953 in Vancouver BC.

I am the fifth child of eight children.

Our family was poor, dysfunctional, and maybe somewhat ignorant and I believe that these elements combined to lead me to start marching to the alternative beat.

My childhood years were dark and lonely, followed by a relatively short but dramatic dalliance with psychedelic drugs accumulating in a break from reality (initially i thought of it as a freak out but later started to think of it as a psychotic break).

After spending about a year as a vegetable trying to get back to "reality" i realized that the person i had been was now dead and that i would just need to get used to being this new person living this new reality, and to do so seemed to require a total change of venue. I Hit the road. Today it would be referred to as living on the streets except the street stretched from coast to coast.

After a bit of travel and self discovery life settled me in Ontario. I married got by and was privileged enough to share a few incredible years with two incredible children that now as adults conduct their own orchestra of adventures.

Now i find myself Living on the Atlantic ocean side of Canada on Prince Edward Island. I call myself bi-coastal. The adventure is far from over.

Over the years I have entertained many people with stories of my life and adventures. Often I heard the comment or suggestion "hey Mac you should write a story".

I do enjoy telling the stories. I actually feel compelled to tell them as a matter of fact but i am not a writer or should i say i am not an author. Except now i have some time and along came this incredible mix of technologies computers, internet and now this the "blog".

So here you will find my stories. I will not tackle it chronologically, instead i will jump all over the place starting with the present.

Adventures on Prince Edward Island.